Ring Mistress
Photo- Michel Dierickx
The All-Singing, All-Sinning Spangled Filth Machine!
Notoriously sharp and dangerously funny, Ophelia is most at home singing rude songs, running the show and keeping audiences delirious with dramatic excitement with her intelligent, witty banter and unique repertoire of songs.
"Brilliantly twisted" "Divine" The Guardian
Compared (very flatteringly, thank you!) to Stephen Fry, Jo Brand and Dorothy Parker, Ophelia regularly hosts cabaret, burlesque and circus shows as well as charity and corporate functions in London and the UK.
Venues Bitz has rocked include The Scala, Cafe de Paris, KOKO, The Round House, Wiltons Music Hall, Selfridges, The Famous Speigeltent, E4's Udderbelly, T4 on the Beach, Boom Boom Club, Torture Garden, Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, The Royal Vauxhall Tavern .....et al! Music festival stages hosted include The Big Chill, Latitude and Glastonbury, Bestival and Download.
"Ophelia Bitz is a hilarious, dirty, perfectly-timed emcee" Molly Crabapple, founder of Dr Sketchy's
Ophelia has also toured as Mistress of Ceremonies across Europe, Australia and the USA. Her 'DIY Sex-Toy Workshop' and 'Audience Participation Cunnilingus Contest' never fail to bring the house down and Ophelia is happy to devise
games for your event.
Sexy, silly and scandalous in equal measures, Ophelia is the perfect host for any decadent occasion.
Currently Bitz is Host-in-Residence at Bete Noire at Madame Jojos, and very nice it is too. Come say howdo, we're there every Thursday
Notoriously sharp and dangerously funny, Ophelia is most at home singing rude songs, running the show and keeping audiences delirious with dramatic excitement with her intelligent, witty banter and unique repertoire of songs.
"Brilliantly twisted" "Divine" The Guardian
Compared (very flatteringly, thank you!) to Stephen Fry, Jo Brand and Dorothy Parker, Ophelia regularly hosts cabaret, burlesque and circus shows as well as charity and corporate functions in London and the UK.
Venues Bitz has rocked include The Scala, Cafe de Paris, KOKO, The Round House, Wiltons Music Hall, Selfridges, The Famous Speigeltent, E4's Udderbelly, T4 on the Beach, Boom Boom Club, Torture Garden, Bethnal Green Working Mens Club, The Royal Vauxhall Tavern .....et al! Music festival stages hosted include The Big Chill, Latitude and Glastonbury, Bestival and Download.
"Ophelia Bitz is a hilarious, dirty, perfectly-timed emcee" Molly Crabapple, founder of Dr Sketchy's
Ophelia has also toured as Mistress of Ceremonies across Europe, Australia and the USA. Her 'DIY Sex-Toy Workshop' and 'Audience Participation Cunnilingus Contest' never fail to bring the house down and Ophelia is happy to devise
games for your event.
Sexy, silly and scandalous in equal measures, Ophelia is the perfect host for any decadent occasion.
Currently Bitz is Host-in-Residence at Bete Noire at Madame Jojos, and very nice it is too. Come say howdo, we're there every Thursday
Rent-A-Wench
Photo by Tom Medwell
" A stunning zaftig cherub" The Independent
Ophelia has also been featured in music videos for The Puppini Sisters, and Jarmean? and has appeared on The Culture Show on BBC 1 with The Tiger Lillies, and got 'em out for Derren Brown's Trick or Treat.
Bitz has worked as a tarot reader, foot fetish model, ambient wench, kissing booth vendor, tap-dancing ladybird, pantomime heroine, artists model, lab-coat-wearing pig, strip-teaser, human banquet, a children's entertainer, corset and latex model, game-show hostess and singing mantelpiece ornament.
She also worked in a mince-pie factory as a teenager and would rather not go back there, thank you.
